Imagine picking up the telephone fifteen times a day and there’s no one on the other side; that’s what I do on an every day occurrence and it isn’t funny anymore. I’m a member of IMDB and I recommend that if you’re in the industry that you join. However that’s not what I’m writing about today in today’s blog.
I’ve had a few and another hypothesis of why my ears ring is that when I had all my teeth pulled out, about five years so much as I can remember, but I have had molars pulled every year for years; isn’t it possible that the jarring of the scull can effect this in some way and that because I have numbed the jaw with alcohol and the sound goes away instead of a shot of Novocain into the eardrum which only lasts for as long as the drug (not a cure) that alcohol can be used as a form of stimuli to the brain and the ringing in the ears will go away if used in the correct way; maybe a patch under the denchers with a high amount of the stuff so it soaks in but the person doesn't get drunk.
I think that I am onto something here and want to write to the American Journal of Medicine but how can one explain to them that you should treat an ailment with booze. For one, I do not recommend that anyone take up drinking the alcohol. I personally would spit it out since I don’t drink, EVER. I stopped drinking several years ago after becoming an alcoholic. Its dangerous stuff and for adults only, however if it’s a cure for tinnitus then I’m all for it.
Next, how would you deal with kids? You certainly wouldn’t want them to say that they hear ringing and therefore give them a bottle of Jack and say “don’t swallow”. That would give them a foul stool, a bad case of the blues; not to mention a really bad law suit for mom and dad.
Seriously, I haven’t even talked to my Doctor about this but intend to do just that. I actually have two to three doctors right now, depending on how you look at things, so I am trying to decide which one to talk to. I could talk to my spine doctor and I’m sure he’ll take a look. I can talk to my family doctor too. Finally I can talk to the hearing specialist who is the one who catches my ear, so to speak, since he’s an ears-noses and throat doctor but they all would make an enormous bill making it impossible for me to hear what’s coming out of any of their mouths for the rest of my life.
I could talk to any one of them and run up a bill but instead I think I will just sit home and dream; dream of a head that doesn’t ring, doesn’t ring to the sound of so many songs.
That’s The Lazlo Report for March 30, 2007
Wednesday
Dion Cole
Check out the new comedian on the comedy channels lately, his name is Dion Cole. He’s just as funny as Dave Chepelle and just as irreverent as Stephen Wright.
That's the Lazlo Report for March 28th, 2007
That's the Lazlo Report for March 28th, 2007
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