Sorry that I haven’t posted about God in a while. You all will have to excuse me for not posting sooner, and to explain, it will take me just a little time out of this blog but what they hey....... Ya see I have these two really wonderful parents that are both in their mid to late 70s. In the past couple of months I have been going over and spending upwards of three days a week with my mom, just talking to her, or helping my dad with his computer and teaching him the basics. I would teach him so much more but I fear his head would explode. Along with this I have also been trying to keep up with my regular house duties, trying to take care of my wonderful wife of over 21 years, trying to do favors for my friends and all the while I am a disabled person.
Many people don’t know this, and I won’t let this little titbit out again, it can take me up to a couple of weeks to flush out an idea for a blog, research, pictures, Adobe, fact-checking, typing, and then building web pages are just a start, let alone FTPing . This Blog is just one such idea.
Since just before Christmas 06 three things dawned on me:
A) I owe my life to Jesus Christ and my parents and then to myself, in that order
B) That I could be oh so nice or oh so pleasant, I recommend being pleasant.
C) God does not speak English.
These three things to me are the most important things in my life right now so to accept the things above allows me to take care of myself, my wife, and my parents and still be a nice person to other people when I can. It doesn’t however mean that I need to be nice to everyone all the time and that was what I was trying to do. To do that however, I was neglecting other people in my life and, most importantly, my God. It’s sort of a catch22 because although I’m a pretty nice guy, I’m only one man. No one can be expected to be ….oh…I don’t know…. let’s see….a Carpenter….and also be expected to please everyone on earth, it can’t be done. If I could do that I would be Christ like and I am far from that. Like I said, I’m only a man. So I am content with just being myself and taking care of my family as well. I do what I can for others and hope that they don’t expect too much. In the Bible it says that faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you don’t see. (Hebrews 11.1) Bad ass huh?
As far as my statement “God doesn’t speak English”; That dawned on me nearer the new year. As far back as I can remember the Bible was written in Ancient Aramaic, and then translated to Hebrew or the other way around, it doesn’t really matter. In any event, the people that Sailed the Ocean’s Blue in 1492 weren’t Arabian nor Jews or even rogue Romans. I believe they were Brittan’s who were fed up with the crappy laws in England.
They probably brought with them a beautifully embossed copy of the Bible and they incorporated several of the passages, including the Ten Commandments, into the laws that we now know today, like our Constitution and Bill of Rights because the Bible has always been based upon faith, fairness and truth. It’s because of this statement alone that I could care less if people cuss, it’s what they mean by their words that counts. People in politics today have forgotten all of this, at least at the highest levels. (Have I told you all this story? Anyway)
Intellectually I see nothing wrong, nor do I think God would, if you privately told your wife or husband that you wanted to fuck them tonight. However, if you were in an argument and said the same thing it would have a completely different meaning and would be against your partner and God. The same thing can be said for the words “hit on”. Now, “hit on” are not cuss words in English but if used in a hurtful way they are against another person and against God.
This may be hard for some of you to grasp and I apologize. The only way for me to explain is to stick to my opening and the 1492 thing, just think about it. Americans have messed up so many things already and it’s coming to the time that we are going to have to pay the fiddler. That’s probably an expression that you younger folk don’t know but you will come to learn. It comes from a Mother Goose poem The Pied Piper. Read it some time, it teaches us that eventually we all pay the price for following the wrong person blindly.
Well, to all of my friends, “you know who”, oh yeah and lil Jimmy with the gimpy leg, when I have the time I will post again about my religion but rest assured that Lazlo’s heart is alive and well and doing fine. Oh sure, my spinal cord still sucks but I can’t complain, I have a new member on my medical staff, and he doesn’t have a medical license :-)
Ok, it’s.. Jesus Christ…….…goddamn……....you people…..….waddaya stupid ovade?
That’s The Lazlo Report for January 30, 2007
Monday
Somebody Is Taking Away the Seven Deadly Sins and it Pisses Me Off but again Jesus Christ Doesn’t Speak English
(1) Pride/Humility: Seeing ourselves as we are and not comparing ourselves to others is humility. Pride and vanity are competitive. If someone else's pride really bothers you, you have a lot of pride
America isn’t always number one any more while at the same time being able to lend that helping hand. We lack in our children’s test score’s, but we still accept more kids into the classroom with fewer dollars. We lack in having things “made in America” yet we keep purchasing thing that we used to make, like nice cars, from our neighboring countries because the labor is cheaper there and our corporations will make more money. The problem is, those corporations are being bought by international companies so we still loose. Dumb-asses! We lack in border security, holly crap I don’t even need to explain that one. The fact is that there are other countries that have much more pride then ours now but there used to be a day when we had both pride and humility and that is just so sad.
(2) Envy /Love: Love is patient, love is kind. Love actively seeks the good of others for their sake. Envy resents the good others receive or even might receive. Envy is almost indistinguishable from pride at times.
Everyone likes to be loved. Everyone wants to be loved. The problem as I see it is that in today’s America, the Left Wing Propaganda Machine is feeding us this bullshit that we should be ashamed of ourselves for something and frankly I don’t have anything to be ashamed for. We went through the Great Depression with people selling matches on the street corner because they had pride in themselves. We loved ourselves as a nation and that seems to be gone. It’s OK to love America and say that America stands for the side of all that is nobel in men and all that is holy at the same time. Whether you pray to Jesus Christ or to Buda, the message that all that is good is great is the same message. Love conquers all and people in the 60’s knew that, somehow we can get that feeling back.
(3) Wrath/Anger Kindness: Kindness means taking the tender approach, with patience and compassion. Anger is often our first reaction to the problems of others. Impatience with the faults of others is related to this.
I think that the Media is filling the heads of too many people that we are too angry and have wielded the mighty wrath of the USA for too long. Because of this they pugh the kindness approach way too much. However, this country was founded on kindness and compassion as well as strength so we need a balance of both. Only part of the population with children can relate to this philosophy.
The phrase Proverbial Path to wherever comes from an old English expression. Have you ever wondered how that expression came about? Well think about it; Proverbs. Now, if the Bible had that much influence in our language then it must have been around just abut at the same time that our speech was being translated from whatever language there was at the time too, but then there was these expressions to explain, “proverbial paths”, so where did they get their information? From some one else’s Bible maybe, DUH! So the next time some one suggests that the story of the Bible is a fairy tale or isn’t real you just bring up that little tit bit of information on them OK?
(4) Sloth /Zeal: Zeal is the energetic response of the heart to God's commands. The other sins work together to deaden the spiritual senses so we first become slow to respond to God and then drift completely into the sleep of complacency
Yep, exactly what I’m talking about what is happening. For so long this country balanced the Church and State issue just fine until about the mid 70’s or 80 when activist got into our country and misconstrued our own laws and Constitution to start to make people believe that it was ok to forget about what our founding father used to set up these United States with; They used God in their everyday way of life. It’s written into just about every “older” copy of our documents but there is someone making a sorted effort to almost shred each and every one of those documents one by one.
The phrase Proverbial Path to wherever comes from an old English expression. Have you ever wondered how that expression came about? Well think about it; Proverbs. Now, if the Bible had that much influence in our language then it must have been around just abut at the same time that our speech was being translated from whatever language there was at the time too, but then there was these expressions to explain, “proverbial paths”, so where did they get their information? From some one else’s Bible maybe, DUH! So the next time some one suggests that the story of the Bible is a fairy tale or isn’t real you just bring up that little tit bit of information on them OK?
(5) Avarice/Greed Generosity: This is about more than money. Generosity means letting others get the credit or praise. It is giving without having expectations of the other person. Greed wants to get its "fair share" or a bit more.
American’s have a television show called Deal or No Deal, Who wants to be a Millionaire and a litany of others, the United States produces more millionaires and billionaires than anywhere else in the world, and yet still, less people are giving to the familiar ringing bell, outside of department stores, during Christmas time because of the word Christmas? Go figure that one.
(6) Gluttony/Faith and Temperance: Temperance accepts the natural limits of pleasures and preserves this natural balance. This does not pertain only to food, but to entertainment and other legitimate goods, and even the company of others
Number six is about a couple of things. We are a fat society. We pig out in the malls. We buy in excess and we eat in excess our children are fat and we think they are cute, they’re not, they’re fat. Also, this applies to our faith too doesn’t it? It seems that the Christian faiths, well many faiths, are being systematically dismantled by some sort of outside influence in the world today and it looks allot like the far left media because whatever is being replaced is just an empty shell of what it used to be. The people that I believe in can be and have been so much more.
(7) Lust /Self control: Self control and self mastery prevent pleasure from killing the soul by suffocation. Legitimate pleasures are controlled in the same way an athlete's muscles are: for maximum efficiency without damage. Lust is the self-destructive drive for pleasure out of proportion to its worth. Sex, power, or image can be used well, but they tend to go out of control
Not since the last time that God destroyed our planet has anyone seen such terrible behavior in people that I now see in just about most all people today. There are people that will literally whore themselves out for $2.00 worth of crack or even a $30 Oxycontin pill is the big high now but as back as short of a time as my day, and that was just in the 50’s and 60’s, people were civilized enough to have never thought of whoring themselves out for that little of dope. It wasn’t even publicized that averaged people did drugs let alone had drug problems, let alone whored themselves out, let alone in mass numbers, let alone in mass communities, let alone in mass cities, let alone in a mass number of the states, Let alone it coming in from every puke shithole left wing communist country from every shithole place on earth to descend on us like a plague, a dark infested plague of cancer that can’t be taken out surgically.
I want to know where my Edward R. Morrow is. I want to know when the commies are gonna leave Washington. The Red’s are gonna get out of town. That’s what I want to know. Well, there’s another blog for me sometime, where the hell has Washington gone, when and why? Yeah, and Washington, where the politicians are just a bunch of whores, whoring themselves off these days too, for the lobbyists for large corporations that donate large money to senate finance bills, and the reelection of the person running the scam, the total scam on all Americans at the time, and it’s all one big money scam, or a money game depending how you look upon it. Oh I have them down pat and know them better than they know themselves, but again, that’s another story.
But I guess I am today’s Eddie R. Morrow, telling people that they are brain dead from they eye brow’s up. That the war right now isn’t in rural mid-west Indiana or the streets of Toledo Ohio, they’re in Hollywood and in Lexington, Kentucky again. They’re being fought over the same things that they were being fought over only five decades ago anyway and lets take a good look at that shall we.
Edward R. Morrow designed the first Person to Person, the first one on one interview right? Well if you click on the left to see where that link takes you today, which I did, and I made the link, then it takes you to a Howard Kotch link. They produce Infomercials, which if you really think about it is what a person to person was at that time. But I doubt that Mr. Morrow saw the hand writing on the wall and didn't know that someone else would reverse engineered his idea and then make millions upon millions on it by selling everything from exercise videos to videos about how to make videos.
But that isn’t what has me disturbed about Hollywood and their gang of ninety thieves. No it’s the great institutions of Hollywood like Turner Classic Films giving away thousands of hours of film to persons not from our country in The Young Film Composer’s Competition, absolutely distasteful and that isn’t it either. Now TV Land' putting on M*A*SH*, how could they do that and still have Leave It To Beaver in the same time slot? Mr. Fonzarelli tell me it isn’t so!
And then we have a President that can’t seem to be able to talk to the American people, to just get his message across. If I can tell the story then why can’t he. Seven of the nine high-jacker’s came from Syria but were trained in Iran, the other two were trained in Al Qaeda camps in Iraq. Iraq, President Bush was told, was stockpiling weapons of mass destruction. It’s that simple no other stories needed except that he told the world that “If you harbor or train terrorists we will hunt you down and bring you to justice for killing over 3000 innocent lives on 9/11”, doesn’t anyone remember that? Shit man, it’s all people talk about and now they call the truth a lie, I don’t understand that they are saying that he lied when he said everything that they are saying that he said! What is it that he lied about? That there were weapons of mass destruction? No, his military advisors told him that there were weapons there and he acted upon that information, and the Congress that is blasting him on it VOTED ON IT damnit, what are they fools? I know that I’m not a fool a but they may think I’m a fool but they ain’t fool’n me.
If people don’t get off of their collective ass and do something to stop this madness we are going to loose this great nation of ours and we are going to loose everything that we hold dear in our hearts and in humanity. I believe there are a few good people left out there in America fighting for a just and mighty cause. Sean Hanity isn’t just putting on a show, although he has one to do every day. He has a good message to spread and you should listen to him. But it starts with an open mind and then it begins with closing off the comunistic fear in this country that we now have let in over our borders, and it is real people, the people may be good deap down but their logic and their form of government, to empos it upon us here in the US of A is wrong and will always be wrong as long as we are a free Nation and we can oolny be free if you stand up for your rights and say no to big Government like Democrats stand for. Look on the fron page of this blog and read the Constitution again and again, read it over and over. The main theme that it has is that it shall make no law that is intrusive into your home. That is what your government should stand for and it should be be ran by the people and for the people.
Always!
For now, That’s The Lazlo Report, for January 29, 2007, Goodnight and I Hope That We Even Have a Country in the Morning
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