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Thursday

This Is The Real Illegal Problem

In the United States today we have an estimated 13 million illegal aliens here and most of them have came from south of the border whether most Americans want to admit that or not. Most Americans want to just sweep it under the rug and think that it isn’t happening or that it doesn’t affect them but it does.

The problem with dealing with this particular subject is that if you do, you are call a racist or worse. Here on The Lazlo Report however I can give you proof that the “Illegal” Mexican problem is a crock of bullshit and that the liberal media is sending a message to our young people, and to the Mexicans that are already here, the one’s who got here “legally”, that it’s OK to defy U.S. Law and that all of the people that have waited in lines for years should just eat shit and die because Pedro and his brothers need to cross the border and get free health care and free food that the next two generations will have to pay for.

Now whether that sounds harsh or not, that is the reality of the situation and the young people of today are too stupid to understand it unless you talk to them in the language that they speak in. Oh, I can hear the pundits now; Lazlo is crazy, Lazlo has nothing to back it up. Ah contraire says the man. The following is some facts from about ten years ago and take it from me, I was just out there a few weeks ago and it wasn’t any better by a long shot so as for this information, some of it may surprise you and some of it may not, none the less all of you need to take a good look at what has been created out there on the west coast: (personally, I used to live there, and with few exceptions, I know what a shithole it has become)

1. 40% of all workers in Los Angeles. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In Los .Angeles.County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish. (There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County). This information above comes from the Los Angeles Times, Orange County edition.

Did you know that:

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.
Over 70% of the United States' annual population growth (and over 90% of California, Florida, and New York) results from immigration.
The cost of immigration to the American taxpayer in 1997, (after subtracting taxes that immigrants pay), was a NET $70 BILLION/ year [according to Professor Donald Huddle of Rice University]
The lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services used) for the average adult Mexican immigrant is a NEGATIVE number.

29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.
If they can come to this country to raise Hell and demonstrate by the thousands, then why can't they go and take charge over the corruption in their own country? We are a bunch of fools for letting this continue. In other words, if Mexico is so bad, then they should all stay there thinking Mexico will fix itself on it’s own and then while they are here get bullions of OUR tax dollars for free. We used to have a very nice country until they came here and fucked it up and tried to make it like their own. It is not another Mexico; it is America, if you didn’t like it you shouldn’t have come here to begin with. If you don’t like our laws don’t try to change them, go back to Mexico where they have Mexican laws. The same goes forany other third world nation that thinks they can just tear down this nation.

.THE U.S. VS MEXICO

On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Mexican even though most lived in this country. They booed during the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down. As the match progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with projectiles, punched and spat upon. Beer and trash were thrown at the U.S. players before and after the match. The coach of the U.S. team, Steve Sampson said, "This was the most painful experience I have ever had in this profession."

Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs, education, and government contracts. It's called affirmative action or racial privilege. The Emperor of Japan or the President of Mexico could migrate here and immediately be eligible for special rights unavailable for Americans of European descent. Corporate America has even signed on to the idea that minorities and third world immigrants should get special, privileged status. Some examples are Exxon, Texaco, Merrill Lynch, Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many more.

Did you know ... that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals?
Did you know ... that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so?
According to the L.A. Times, Orange County, California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000 members, 98% of which are Mexican and Asian. How's your county doing? According to a New York Times article dated May 19, 1994, 20 years after the great influx of legal immigrants from Southeast Asia, 30% are still on welfare compared to 8% of households nationwide. A Wall Street Journal editorial dated December 5, 1994 quotes law enforcement officials as stating that Asian mobsters are the "greatest criminal challenge this country faces.” Not bad for a group that is still under 5% of the population.

Is education important to you? Here are the words of a teacher who spent over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system; “Imagine teachers in classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and motivation, most of whom aren't fluent in English. Educators today seek learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural references, which means lower test scores and ultimately fewer graduations."

I remember hearing about the immigrants that came through Ellis Island. They wanted to learn English. They wanted to breathe free. They wanted to become Americans. Now, far too many immigrants come here with demands. They demand to be taught in their own language. They demand special privileges ... affirmative action. They demand ethnic studies that glorify their culture.

Well I’m proud To Be White Someone finally had to say it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans.

OK, so you pass me on the street and sneer in my direction; you call me White boy, Cracker, Honkey, Whitey, Caveman , Oh, and that's OK? But when I call you, Nigger, a Kike, a Towel head, a Sand-nigger, a Camel Jockey, a Beaner, a Gook, or a Chink and you call me a racists? What the fuck? You also might say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? The reason is because you have the United Negro College Fund, you have Martin Luther King Day and you have Black History Month. Then you have Cesar Chavez Day, you have Yom Hashoah,. you have Ma'uled Al-Nabi, you have the NAACP and you have BET.

Now, as White People, If we had WET (White Entertainment Television).. We would instantly be called racists.
If we had a White Pride Day... You would call us racists.
If we had White History Month.. We'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" OUR lives ... we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Hmm, I wonder who pays for that? If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists in the eyes of every liberal on the planet. There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US , yet if there were "White colleges" ..THAT would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If white people were to march for our race and rights, you would call us racists. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and red, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when you announce you’re white pride. You’re called a racist. You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a colored gang member or beats up a colored drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, ya sure do call him a racist.

I am proud man but I’m a proud American. But then for some reason you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists?

There is nothing improper about this portion of this Blog. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. (copy and paste all you want)

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under".
~Ronald Reagan

So what’s up with that? I ask you. What is the problem What is the “real illegal problem” after all, because if I didn’t just explain it above, and you don’t get it now, then my friends, I think that you have a Styrofoam in place of your brain or you’re reading this somewhere near a Viva Market and thinking what an culo I am.

Note: I dedicate this blog to the name to which it's linked to. It's one of the best web pages I have EVER read on what being an American is all about. READ IT!!!!

That’s the Lazlo Report for January 20, 2007

Monday

Telling it like it is

In today’s world of politics there’s a sort of “do it to them before they do to you” attitude. Now, I’m forty-seven and I remember when a candidate would come on to television and say what HE was going to do for the Country and not what his opponent hasn’t done or what the opponent is going to do to screw things up.

During one of the last elections some time ago, my wife asked me while sipping coffee in bed, “When did they all go negative ads”. My answer was that it was just at about the same time that Bill Clinton hired his bald headed, small-minded crony named James Carvelle. Carvelle, a man who could put a spin on his mother murdering a Girl Scout, because the girl didn’t have enough dipsy-doodles, and those on the right in this country would soon forget about the poor little girl whom she murdered because we would all have to sit and listen to Mr. Carvelle talk about his aged mother who’s only joy in life was loving those cookies. And to beet all, I’m sure that Mr. Carvelle would represent his aged mother and get her off scot-free too.

That’s how far to the left this Country has gone and Bill Clinton used to have this man in his ear, every day, all day. If anyone remembers, this man started the hatred of the Republicans from the Democrats but then he had to let it spew onto mainstream television and America seem to approve of it only because he was married to a Republican, Mary Matalin, who just happen to be a friend of the Bush Administration. Although Mr. Carville has a stunning academic record for which I commend him, it still does not excuse the fact that he, along with a select few, guided Bill Clinton to become the first “Black President” something that our country wasn’t ready for until we find an African American person who can put their African heritage aside.

In so that you don’t start thinking that I am not a racist, I will say that again; we are not ready for an African American president until we can find a person who can put their African heritage aside them and stand alone as an American, as just a Black American. There are millions of wonderful black Americans born each day and that live right here in America that don’t prescribe to the diatribe of this African-Islamic anti-Americanism. Notice that I did not say put their African heritage behind them, rather I said I said aside them. That is very important. VERY! I am a white person but I would not ever run on the all white ticket. I also have part American Indian in me but I wouldn’t run on that ticket either, would I.? Think about it, we are all Americans when you get right down to it, well some of us.

The only format that the democrats ran on in 2004 and 2006 was an:”Anything But Bush” campaign, and that actually seemed to work. But what has happened to our135, 000+ troops over in Iraq right now? What about their vote? And how does it make them feel when they’re told that half of America that they’re fighting for has just hired a bunch of people in Congress who think that they are baby killers and murders when they were sent to do a job, a VERY HARD JOB? . And these soldiers want to win this war, not to come home in shame like people such as John Kerry and Nancy Paloci want them to so he, she and others can call this war the Vietnam of the 21st century and that it’s only Bush’s fault. That sort of stupidity is what will get our soldiers killed in action and embolden the enemy. As I said, the enemy does sit over there and watch Comedy Central and they watch Fox News so they see the news reports and they see the stupid comments made about our Commander in Chief.

Do people like Nancy Polosi and the makers of Comedy Central not think that our enemies watch television or are they maybe on the same side? It sometimes makes me wonder whether there’s not a satellite dish on top of the Capital Building and whether it’s pointed toward Algazier's satalite. Radical Muslims in this country are our enemy whether you want to hear that or not. Just read parts of their version of the Koran. In it there are special passages that say that Americans are infidels and all infidels if not converted to Islam must be killed; that’s all men, women and children of the U.S.A. and numbnuts like John Kerry, if he's not in on it because so rich and will never become one of their slaves, is just sitting back and letting this all happen. Oh, shit, just I just let the cat out of the bag???????

And what are people making fun of anyway; because President Bush is a poor public speaker? Allot of people a have problem speaking spontaneously and sometimes it's called stuttering, not lying. He seems to think faster than he speaks, in other words it could be a sign of a very high IQ. Many geniuses are the same way so get over it. At least let’s ridicule him for his supposed lies and not his God given weakness. If anything I'd say the John Kerry’ AND THE Nancy Peloci’ of Washington have been harmed by all of this name calling far more than Mr. Bush because they now have so much corruption in their own party to explain it makes them look stupid for bringing those sort of lies up. But let’s not bring up the fact that none of the ads authorized by the President anything to do with Bill Clinton lying to Congress and lying his wife or anything like that, because as I said in the start of this blog, James Carvelle went into personal attacks; Sort of “he started it”, Mr, Bush just didn’t sink to his level. But it’s all still negative ads and it’s a sad commentary that we’ve stooped to, so low in this country as not to say what you can do, but what the other guy or gal didn’t do . . . . just sad,

Besides, most ads that ran were tied to specific U.S. House, U.S. Senate, or gubernatorial races throughout the country; negative ads and all... Mr. Bush was called everything from a liar to liken to a Nazi. Now that borders on treason in my book. And that was just so that the Democrats could win enough seats in the house and Senate to take over, good Lord! Some of the ads that were not seen as much were of more general issue or advocacy ads and not tied to a particular race or candidate. Those ads were less grievous by far. What I say to all of you is that you better be careful for what you wish for, you might just get it. In other words, be careful for who you vote for, he or she just might win.

Never talked about much is that President Bush is a visionary. Equally so, President Kennedy was a visionary too, as was many of our U.S. Presidents throughout history were. President Bush wants to see a free and democratic Iraq, something that I truly believe that this world needs. Something that only a part of our Government is working toward right now but our Armed Forces is over there and doing it’s best to accomplish. Now, John F Kennedy wanted to push though a bill to adopt the metric system. I remember this when I was in grade school. Why, because he was a communist? I think not. Because he was a visionary and how easy it would be for all of us right now to watch The Science Channel, The Learning Channel and The Discovery Channel and to try and figure out how long things are in meters. Some Presidents are visionaries; they can see the future in realistic terms, it just takes an open mind to let their dreams for our great nation come true. These men write history, we live it, we write it down, and then we judge them on it.

I think that because the mainstream media is so far to the left and the Media is owned by the Left that President Bush will be remembered for nothing more than the terrible jokes, the lies that were told about him and a war that had to be fought for our freedom. No mention of all of the great things that he did while in office. Such happened to many of our great Presidents because of the Media. After Johnson took over for Kennedy, he wrote and passed more bills though congress on civil rights than all of the Bills that JFK passed while in office yet why is John Kennedy so famous and President Johnson not? It’s because the leftist media and them spinning the real truth while what John Kennedy really did was to spend most of his time dealing with personal problems like Marilyn Monroe and his beautiful wife and children and then he had just one big media blow up, the Cuban missile crisis. The Vietnam War along with the Cuban Missile Crisis in Kennedy’s time was ran by someone else, Bob McNamara, so don’t get the two confused. Hmmm, it seems that Bill Clinton and his mentor, JFK, had more in common than people know, someone in his ear telling him what he should do so he could go off and get his dick sucked….Hhmmmmm

I hope that Bill Clinton will be remembered for lying to Congress, lying to his wife about having several affairs, having an intern give him a botched blowjob in the oval office and then her keeping the dress I hope that he’s remembered for his wife’s financial scandal and the possible ties to the murder of Vince Foster which is of equally important. I hope that on a grave marker somewhere that it says “here lies Bill Clinton he hired James Carvelle the architect of negative ads”. But alas, I doubt it, because I also think that Bill Clinton has such a large penis that it doesn’t matter what lies about he tells or who he tries to poke because he’s made his deal with the devil and at this point there ain’t no go’n back. He will however have to pay the piper one day. That day is coming soon., for all of us Appropriately I will end this Blog with another old saying that I do hope it comes back, and soon, Count Your Blessings Folks, you’re going to need to..

That’s the Lazlo Report for January 16, 2007

More on the Nazi Problem

So what can I say, there’s just more to say about the Nazi proposition that is hovering over us here in the United States while on the Liberal Left they seem to be cheering them on and the people in the center are sitting on the sidelines and doing nothing just as they did back in 1934/35 when Hitler came to power and declared war on the Jews.

The radical Muslims in this world, The Islamic Wahhabi Movement, by that the Jihad, under Mullahs and the Sharia (Islamic law), have declared war on all Jews in the world and anyone that helps the Jews, namely the United States of America.

OH Shit, that’s us people. Yeah, that’s right; they believe that Islam, a radically conservative form of Wahhabi Islam, should own and control the Middle East first, and then Europe, then the world. And that all who do not bow to their will of thinking should be killed, enslaved, or subjugated. They want to finish the Holocaust, destroy Israel, and purge the world of Jews. This is their mantra GODDAMNIT!. It’s in their bible, their Koran …get it. They say one thing but mean something else; they are lying when they say they are not going to take over our country because they are told to lie.

Maybe it will help you all to understand if I give you a small history lesson and then I’ll give you a short choice of options to choose from at the end. I have copied some of the following text in a couple of the next few paragraphs, but the facts still remain believe you me. I have also stolen some of the following from some of my other blogs.

World War II, you know, that war with the Germans and Japanese, really began with a "whimper" in 1928. It did not begin like the move Pearl Harbor. It began with the Japanese invasion of China. It was a war for fourteen years before America joined it. It officially ended in 1945, a 17 year war. and was followed by another decade of US occupation in Germany and Japan to get those countries reconstructed and running on their own again So, it was really a total of a 27 year war; how’s that for history that today’s kids are not learning?.

World War II cost the United States an amount equal to approximately a full year's GDP in 1945.

NOW, just adjust that into today’s money for inflation an that is equal to about $12 trillion dollars.

W.W.II cost America more than 400,000 killed in action, and nearly 100,000 still missing in action.

The Iraq war has, so far, cost the US about $180 billion, which is roughly what 9/11 cost New York. It has also cost about 2,200 American lives, which is roughly 2/3 of the 3,000 lives that the Jihad snuffed on 9/11. But the cost of not fighting and winning W.W.II would have been unimaginably greater: It would have been a world dominated by German and Japanese Nazism. Just take a moment and think about if we would have lost that war and Hitler would have won and then he decided that all black must die, then all brown must die…where would it end? That’s Nazism

Life today is not 60 minute TV shows, and 2 hour movies in which everything comes out okay. Sorry folks, the real world is not like that. It is messy, uncertain, and sometimes bloody and ugly. It always has been, and it probably always will be. It is a goddamn shame that today’s kids put being famous and being on TV as their highest goals in life when it should be Lawyers, Doctors, or Teachers or any of the great professions that has made this country great., they still can, even after adding the trades like high tech jobs and newer things for the times, etc... My point is, is that there’s no reason to dumb our country..

The bottom line here though is that we will have to deal with Islamic terrorism until we defeat it, whenever it is. It will not go away if we ignore it.

If we in the States can create a pretty good democratic and stable Iraq, then we have another "England" in the Middle East, a platform, from which we can work to help build new things and try to get them all to talk in the Middle East. The history of the world is the clash between the forces of relative civility and civilization, and the barbarians clamoring at the gates. The Iraq war is merely another battle in this ancient and never ending war. And now, for the first time ever, the barbarians are about to get nuclear weapons, unless somebody prevents them.

We have just four options:

1. We can defeat the Jihad now, before it gets nuclear weapons.

2. We can fight the Jihad later, after it gets nuclear weapons (which may be as early as next year, if Iran's progress on nuclear weapons is what Iran claims it is)

3. We can surrender to the Jihad and accept its dominance in the Middle East, now, in Europe in the next few years or decades, and ultimately in America..

4. Or, we can stand down now, and pick up the fight later when the Jihad is more widespread and better armed, perhaps after the Jihad has dominated France and Germany and maybe most of Europe too. It will, of course, be more dangerous, more expensive, and take a shit load more lives.

So, the choice is yours, personally I can only fathom choosing number one because of the ramifications of all three of the other choices that I have given. If you look at number two and think of terrorist states like Iran, Syria, North Korea, and then just some of the rouge agents within the terrorist groups of the Jihad movement, just imagine if they get their hands on a nuclear weapon. They could kill every person in Israel, then set their sites on Western Europe, Russia and then finally America . This could be done all within two years.

Choose number three and we all basically become slaves to Islam within ten years and within that time we will pay up to ten and twenty dollars for a gallon of gas until the US Dollar crashes and our country collapses anyway.

Finally, you could choose number four and everything that I have said within two and three will happen anyway so as I said the choice is yours, but for me the choice is simple; #1) We have to fight now and win…. NOW.

The victorious warrior seeks to win first and then goes into battle where as the loosing warrior will go into battle, again and again, and then always seeks to win Our Terrorist buddies(who keep coming at us over and over and seeking to win) will continue to loose by using this strategy but then they are stuck in the 10th century and good for them. As I always say, “Jesus didn’t speak English”, so Fuck’em.

If you hate the Iraq war, I hope you also hate the fact that your children, or grandchildren, may have to live in an Islamic America life under the Mullahs and the Sharia, an America that resembles Iran today; because that’s what’s going to happen if these Nazi-like people win this war.

The history of the world is the history of civilizations clashing and cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and what civilization should be like, and the most determined civilization always win.

Those who are willing to be the most ruthless, cutthroat and partly barbaric will always win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.

Case in point: How many of you remember how we won WWII against the Japanese? It was the Atomic bomb, right? OK, the only way that we were able to get that technology was to employ just a few Nazi scientists that we secretly decided not to put through the Nuremburg Trials for “National Security”. That is an example of the U.S. being more ruthless than our enemies. It’s just how it has to be to win. There are many more examples of this but why go into it now, the main point is that we must be more powerful than our enemies and be wiling to kill or be killed. That was the attitude of our fathers and grandfathers in WWII and must be repeated or the US will fall.

That’s the Lazlo Report for Monday, January 15, 2007