From Noah to the Nazis, Who Would’a Figgered?

To all of those who try and dismiss Noah’s Ark just because there isn’t scientific proof that there wasn’t a flood at about the time when Noah began work on the Ark according to the Bible, be it layers of rock sediment or whatever, I have the following to say:

First of all it probably wasn’t raining when Noah and a crew of probably thousands began the work, nor while they were working on it or they wouldn’t have been able to get it done in time. Noah wasn’t a Chicken Little going around saying”The Sky is opening, the sky is Opening” He merely told his followers to gather one of each specie and to build a ship large enough to carry them through a flood of great size. He told them that those who believed in God should go with him to be saved.

Next, there’s no mention as to when the great flood started, just that it rained for forty days and forty nights and that the Ark came to rest upon a mountain (Ararat).

Also, for someone who was supposed to have lived 600 years, what exactly is forty days forty and forty nights? And when again was he born?

Last, if any ship was to land on top of a volcano with hot ash falling on it, possibly twice or more, the carbon dating would be changed. This is how God works in mysterious ways, NOT to let bonehead, non-believers, find His Ark and then tear down the existence of it by experiments made up by mortal men. It’s quite possible that God does have a plan and it doesn’t include humans finding out when Noah sailed that Ark. By directing the Ark to land atop a volcano, He knew that the carbon dating would be thrown off by future man thousands of years later than normal and the men who built the Ark could have been here as early as 10,000 years ago for all we know.

It’s called faith ladies and gentlemen, something that this planet is starting to loose and that I find that sad.

Finally, it is man who has been reinterpreting the Bible for centuries and rewriting the words of God, not to mention the history books that our children our reading in class these days. What happened to teaching them about World War II and the Nazi occupation and everything that we could learn from that? What happened to teaching our children about the consentration camp? What happened to teaching them about the Nazi’s taking over France and Belgium just after Belgium gave England $600 Million dollars because they were bankrupted and America was just sitting there doing nothing because we were liberal pacifists and didn’t want to get involved at the time? THAT’S the REAL HISTORY !!! Insignificant little bugs like liberal professors who think that they can rewrite thousands, if not millions, of years of history by coming up with their “theory” of what happened should take a look at the word “theory” and by definition itself, it is just that, just a theory, where as what is discussed by theologians world wide and printed in almost every Bible is that the story of Jesus is true, so why should we not believe Noah and his Ark?

As one who thinks in quantum terms, Einstein said it best in that “Time is a relative term”.

This same statements above can also explain the Flying Saucer or The Extraterrestrial question surrounding every corner of the world at this very moment. THERE AREN’T ANY!! It’s as plain as that. The answer to this riddle is that man has been traveling trough time Governments who have this knowledge can not let us know that they do this for several very complex reasons and I do not need to explain them but a few examples will suffice.

A) If we can travel back and forth in time, then we had the technology to go to the future, get the information, and build a time machine.
B) Since A is true, our Government would never want anyone to know that we only let technology loose in spurts or as it is discovered, either by natural discovery or by spy’s. (informants) (government informant) (area 51)

There’s far more to this but to explain time and relativity would take up twenty pages so like Jesus you need faith. You can also do research with Google as I did starting with Albert Einstein and his work on it but I warn you it’s heavy stuff.

The only thing that we need to worry about is that this knowledge not fall into the wrong hands. There are two types of humans on this planet; Peaceful Pacifists and Barbarians. While this message has nothing to do with politics, terrorists are barbaric, they are barbarians. To give a terrorist the tool to travel through time would be worse than giving them a nuclear weapon and that is barbaric in itself. The Peaceful Pacifists will loose if the Barbarians get either of these weapons, which is for sure!

I see it so sad that like the Ark so many things in History are dismissed by liberal thinking people who believe that they are on a path of science but they are so far off the path of truth that they become blind to what they are searching for. These people who look for the ark have the story written for them, they have the mountain right in front of them, they see a faint image in a camera but still they say no there is no Ark….WHY? Is that what a Liberal is? Someone who is a “disbeliever”? Someone who just always says no, that’s not it? As I listen to TV now a days, that’s what it sound to me, someone who just says “No, that’s not the way it’s supposed to be, I want it to be this way”….That’s what a liberal is now. Or I hear that a liberal just says the fuck word allot on television, or many of the words that are going to be bleeped out anyway. Why use that language if they know they are going to be bleeped out on time delay tape? To be cool? To impress the young? To teach my children? I know I don’t get it. Actually at a certain point it just pisses me off and I change the channel. Too bad for the advertisers.

Well,, as usual I am off the subject.. but I think that I have made three very good points today. Please think about them, pass the word around, especially about not letting people like Iran getting a nuke. It would be like Nazi Germany all over again and I don’t think people have any clue as to the ramifications of that.

That’s the Lazlo Report for Monday January 8, 2007