The Inconvenient bull

The Inconvenient Truth My Round American Butt

The Inconvenient bull, a pseudonym I came up with for the name of the movie made by the former Vice President of the United States who in his movie starts off by introducing himself by saying that he was our next former President WHICH HE WASN’T! Dude, you didn’t win, get over it, or is it Tipper crying every night saying “I wanted to be another Jackie”. Oh that woman gives me the heebie-jeebies with her putting content stickers on CDs and DVDs; what’s next Tipper, burning books?

I was sort of sympathetic to his cause to a point until it came it came to the part about the election in Florida in 2000. Now what the hell does that have to do with Global warming I ask you? Nothing! Al Gore lost that election fair and square and for him to make a video about global warming and then to come on and use it for propaganda about his left wing agenda is just down right dirty as usual , playing the same political games as the Clintons as taught by James Carville. And while we’re on the subject of him bullshitting us; he did not invent the internet.

The USSR's launch of Sputnik spurred the United States to create the Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA, later known as the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, or DARPA) in February 1958 to regain a technological lead. ARPA created the Information Processing Technology Office (IPTO) to further the research of the Semi Automatic Ground Environment (SAGE) program, which had networked country-wide radar systems together for the first time. J. C. R. Licklider was selected to head the IPTO, and saw universal networking as a potential unifying human revolution.
In 1950, Licklider moved from the Psycho-Acoustic Laboratory at Harvard University to MIT where he served on a committee that established MIT Lincoln Laboratory. He worked on the SAGE project. In 1957 he became a Vice President at BBN, where he bought the first production PDP-1 computer and conducted the first public demonstration of time-sharing.
Licklider recruited Lawrence Roberts to head a project to implement a network, and Roberts based the technology on the work of Paul Baran who had written an exhaustive study for the U.S. Air Force that recommended packet switching (as opposed to Circuit switching) to make a network highly robust and survivable. After much work, the first node went live at UCLA on October 29, 1969 on what would be called the ARPANET, one of the "eve" networks of today's Internet
Back then they just called it networking between colleges and they would play games like crude chess and transfer term papers and stuff like that. Networking is the bases for all programming and it’s how the internet works even today but just a bit more complicated and with a little more bells and whistles. Again it wasn’t the former Vice President or anyone like him that “invented” the internet, it invented itself and we, us old time geeks, made it happen.

Back in the early 1970’s however, Robert Metcalf over at Xerox, which couldn’t have been him either, (I don’t know Maybe Al Gore was a spy too) used to use a program called Ethernet. Mr. Metcalf invented it for the printers in the building but the network had to be fast enough to drive the very fast new laser printers; and it had to connect hundreds of computers within the same building. Never before had hundreds of computers been in the same building -- at that time no one had more than one, two or maybe three computers in operation on any one premise. In 1979 the guy that invented it went off on his own to promote his idea and mostly colleges went for it at first like flying geeks to a pond.

But there’s more to this story than me just ragging on Mr. Gore about his bull too. This claim about global warming is just way too slanted to my view as well. Ok, he says that in the past 650,000 years there has been a steady record of not going over a certain level of green house gases and at this point in history MAN has taken us to a point in which we are at way over the 300 mark and that scientists don’t dispute this figure.

A) No, they don’t dispute that we are over the 300ppm figure
B) Scientists all agree that man is warming the earth, ok I can go with him on that too.
C) Notice however that his same scientists don’t jump on board to his arbitrary 650,000 year figure. Why not measure 1 million years or two million years and see if there is the same spike somewhere and I’ll bet that there will be one somewhere soon for our future. I’ll bet that we’re looking at another ice age coming.
D) That figure that he came up with could be because we’re looking at a catastrophic volcano or an impact of a comet; he doesn’t mention that does he?
E) History always repeats itself and this spike is in somehow the reproduction of something in the past to be explained by science but he fails to mention any of this.

My feeling is that souls are being let out through the ozone into the heavens because the world is coming to an end and the world is too full of souls; up to over 6 billion plus. This sounds, like I said, a little strange but Hebrews 11:1 tells us that faith is something that you can’t see, it’s just something that you know is there; you either have it or you don’t.

Next he brought up the rising temperatures across the world but in particular what happened in the Gulf Coast and Hurricane Katrina. It seems that that’s about when he kicked in with his campaign bull**** and him loosing the election and what he would have done differently had he been president. Well first of all Mr. Gore, it wasn’t President Bush’s fault that a category 3-4 hurricane hit the Gulf Coast. It was a combination of events that culminated and escalated to the breaking point and their were many people to blame, least of which were the President in my opinion.

What I would like to know is that you and Bill Clinton were in office for EIGHT YEARS before it happened, what did you do to prevent this disaster or anything about global warming for that matter, Hmmm?. How will history write it’s final analysis about you and Bill Clinton when it comes to doing something about all of this mess during the eight years while you were in office, not the “projected” four years that you wanted to get into office because everyone wants to blame things on Bush.

Naturally three quarters of the way through Mr. Gore had to pay complement to his Chinese friends saying that they are “on the cutting edge of technology” when as we know he is still under investigation for campaign contribution problems by the feds and so is the Chinese that he speaks so highly of.

Well I’ve laid the ground work for many of you so please, spend the money and go out and spend your time watching this so called documentary when all it’s really about is Al Gore whining again that he didn’t win the 2000 election and that he and a very large group of today’s scientists believe that we’re all going to die soon and that somehow it’s all George Bush’s fault. Again, that’s my opinion and as they say in Apocalypse Now: “Opinions are like assholes Red, everybody got one”, or is that “You gotta die sometime Red”; I don’t know I get the two mixed up.

That’s the Lazlo Report for March 15th, 2007