Lazlo On Anna Nicole

I was thinking, “Poor old Anna Nicole”, Poor? Good Lord; this woman bore a child that was worth a half a billion, that’s with a “B”, dollars. But she isn’t the issue. It’s this Howard K whatever that I see is of suspect in all of this sorted mess. I mean let them all work it all out in court before forming our public opinion but my goodness have any of you been watching Court TV of late?

Being disabled does have it’s disadvantages sometimes but it also serves as an advantage because as my beautiful wife goes to the bank and counts those ten and twenties all day and opens those accounts, while I am not at my parents helping them or just hang out I am home sometimes watching TV. When I get this privilege I get to watch shit like the Anna Nicole show, and that’s what this is, well it’s also the pilot for the Judge somethin’ show, since I don’t know his name.

It never ceases to amaze me that when you mix money and lawyers and Hollywood that you get cameras in the courtroom and everyone has to play a part as though they all have a script in front of them and they are “ready for their close up Mr. Demille”. Just like Anna wanted she will be remembered for the starlet that she was but not the beautiful woman that she really was. No, we get the hard-core version of a drug addicted run of the mill next-door woman that really was a very nice person who got caught up with an asshole but I have no evidence to prove my theory that he gave her the drugs that killed her.

I like the rest of the world have to go by what I watch on the tube but I have an insight that other don’t have in that I take most if not all of the drugs that she took up to the day of her death. Topomax is a drug that is used for pain by not only releasing some endorphins but it also has a strange side effect that it helps some people loose weight. It’s also used to kill some sharp shooting pains and epileptic pain but can cause bad side effects in mood behavior. I am also guessing, guessing mind you, that she was taking some sort of Xanax and methadone together and if someone does that surely they can die. I know because I had the very same reation to these drugs and I almost died myself almost a three years ago. If it weren’t for my family doctor, my God rest his soul, and the quick thinking of my pain specialist in nearby Fort Wayne, Indiana I would have died for sure.

So I know that mixing any sort of mind inducing drugs with opiates will hasten death. To top that you also have an enabler, so it appears, who was feeding her these drugs at her beckoning. Personally I would have cut her off just like it looks like this Larry fellow was trying to do but he seems to have failed in his attempts due to the body guards and other people hired by Mr….well I don’t want to throw rocks in a glass house. Needless to say that this guy here isn’t buying the bullshit that I am hearing in the courtroom. I just pray to the Lord that they lay to rest a very tired young woman who inherited a boat load of money and now her child is the baby sitter of that money who needs a baby sitter who will need a baby sitter until the child is no longer a baby. I do hope you got that

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Well for now, That’s The Lazlo Report for Thursday February 22, 2007